“ Life consists in what a person is thinking of all day. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Is not feeling sad worth a face full of botulism? (maybe?)
Via Newsweek:
“The idea was to see whether the treatment affected their ability to feel certain emotions. We already know that Botox affects the ability to convey emotions such as anger, and a 2006 study found that it might even alleviate depression, as NEWSWEEK reported, presumably by the same mechanism: block the facial expression of sadness, prevent the related emotion.”
My team: 1 point
I have never celebrated Valentines day with a boyfriend.
That’s right. Ever.
I’m not that girl, as it turns out. I’m the girl they sleep with the day before Valentine’s Day, so they can spend the actual holiday with the girl they *care* about (or, at least, pretend too). I’m the girl they give sex toys to. Not flowers.
And so it goes.
-A Prius
-A New Camera-professional quality..because I have plans, big plans.
-A New Laptop (Macbook, obviously)
-This dress, from Bergdorf Goodman:
-A Valentine
-A tropical vacation
-Botox
-A job that I love.
-These shoes, by Alexander McQueen:
For a position that I am trying to get as a “Social Media Representative.”
More than a little excited to talk about Tumblr in an employment proposal.
PS. Yes, I am at work.
So, after a couple of weeks of stalling, because I am a giant wuss, yesterday I finally moved from level “1” to level “2” on the Jillian Michaels DVD I have been doing.
…And then I went to bed at 8:30 pm.
This bitch will kick. your. ass.
Plenty of penis extension solutions there.
via coerciveutopian
The hopey, changey stuff is actually workin out just fine for me, thankyouverymuchyouignorantcunt.
This is a cat. Alone in a car. Outside the grocery store. At 1:30 in the morning. Right.
Meg and I are meeting up to go grocery shopping at 12:30 am. This w eekend has reached new lows (or highs?). PS. That is a fuck-ton of shopping carts right there.
Underwear as outerwear is my favorite trend ever. Because I am all about lingerie…and slutiness in general. This cami? Kohls lingerie dept …$10.00. Don’t mind if I do.
Not even going to pretend that I’m not trying not to buy these
Stopped at WalMart at 10:00 on Friday night and ran into 2 off my f riends. My town is big time.
