November 2007
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In case you were wondering
Fayetteville, NC sucks. You should note this somewhere.
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hmm
The guy next to me in the airport: Going to North Carolina?
Me: Yeah
Him: You from Vegas?
Me: Sacramento
Him: long day of flying
Me: Yes, its going to kill me, I need nicotine.
Him: You could play slots
Me: Are self-destructive self-habits interchangeable?
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Sitting in the airport
Currently, I am sitting in the Las Vegas airport, in all its glory, waiting on my flight to Raleigh, North Carolina. From there it is a drive to Fayetteville, NC..where I will spend the week working. But don’t worry…”working” involves 300 soldiers (I’m HOUSING them people..where are your minds?!?), then, next Friday I will fly from NC to Tampa, Florida, where I...
Sooo...
Not that I wasn’t stressed out enough this Holiday, but it turns out last night my uncle had a stroke, a family friend lost the job he’d had for 20 years, and my parents oven… burned up…like with actual flames. Which is good as you’re prepping for company on Thanksgiving.
Much...needed...rest....
Goodnight all…Happy Thanksgiving!
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Thanksgivings would be SOOO much more fun if I got to lay around and watch a Broncos game on them:( I hate that their game is not until Sunday Thanksgiving week (yes, I realize..they are still exhausted from the win 2 days ago..whatever). I don’t even get Tom Brady on Thanksgiving. If the Holiday is about football and food, give me football I care about. I mean, really..what is there to...
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Hospitals are fun...
My dad got his hospital bills for his fun stay last month. They’re over $100,000 (God. Bless. Health. Insurance.) and they never figured out what was wrong with him. Who says we have a problems with our health care system!?
“That is why I believe we have to pull the troops out. This can not be solved...”
– Bill Clinton, On Letterman
God Bless the President who understands
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*sigh*
I don’t remember a time in my life when I have ever been this exhausted, stressed out, or had more to do. T-minus 2 days until I leave town for 2 weeks, and I only have about 6 days worth of work to do at work…well 6 days worth if I was 4 people… (i have tomorrow off…FANTASTIC timing this Holiday had), haven’t started laundry, packing or any of that fun stuff, need...
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Watching Gilmore Girls DVD's..I heart them
Lorelai: I'm going to make out in the coatroom. Don't eat my chicken.
Rory: That's going on your tombstone.
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UGHHHH
Starting next Saturday I will be out of town for 17 days, on business and then on vacation on more or less a tour of the south. Thing is, in North Carolina it is supposed to be cool and rainy, in Florida it is supposed to be warm and sunny (that’s surprising), and in Nashville it will be freaking colder than all get-up (which, I assure you, matters being that I’ll be at a football...
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WOW...the brilliant powers that be decided that... →
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I found something that sucks more than even I can...
Tetanus shots. Oh my freaking Lord. My doctor snuck one in my arm yesterday and I swear my arm is hurting more by the minute.
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I hate Bank of America. Vehemently.
That’s it. I just wanted everyone to know. I receive probably the worst customer service with them that I have ever received with any company. Ever. Not to mention the “lets rape you with fees” motto that they should have. I beg of you if you are looking to switch banks (which, as it turns out, would be what I am doing right now), save yourself the freaking headache. And, if...
I'm so dissapointed in him. Its his stupid wife,... →
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...”
– Katharine Hepburn
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Its the Greatest Man Alive's Birthday Today
That would be my daddy:) And its a hands down, no contest kind of thing. Happy birthday to my hero, and the man who will make it impossible for me to ever find a man good enough to marry:)
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Guilty as Hell Police Officer talks to wife he... →
So…
A. His FOURTH wife…(red flag! red flag!) comes up missing. The 23 year old. He’s 53. He says she said she found someone else. Not the best alibi, homie.
B. His THIRD wife drowned…in a bathtub that had no water in it. Um…
C. He is an absolute Schmuk-y douchbagie, used-car salesman, greasey looking guy who reminds me of my ex boss…(who should drown...
Well, at least our Senate doesn't act like a... →
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My almost-accident this morning
So, I had a near-miss this morning (though I hate that phrase. Because, no…I did not have a near-miss. I missed. I had a near-hit). My drive to work consists of the worst 2 lane, windey, hilly, middle of nowhere road…and its pitch black out and often rainy or foggy when I’m on my way here. So, for the third time in the year and a half that I’ve lived there, I almost...
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It's 5:00!Yay:)
Well, techinically its 2:00, but its 5:00 in DC, and that’s all I care about. NAP TIME:)!!!!
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This is not good..Look at the fat content in the... →
Before I go to bed..can someone tell me if it... →
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“Unexpected news about a person from your past will shock you — but in a...”
– Yahoo Horoscopes
I LIKE it. I’m waiiiitng…
Btw..are horoscopes legit if you search every horoscope site until you find one you like? ALSO..what does it say that they are all different. Not even just different, but often contradictory. Hmm.
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I work sales for Washington DC and 99% of my clients are either military or from government agencies.
WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK ON VETERANS DAY??!???:(:(:(
I want to go home.
Rick Reilly on SI.com...about how insane Packers... →
One more..I seriously freaking love him. Lol…I’m so happy I’m not a GB fan… Read the links..you’ll love him too
The greatest sports columnist..nay..columnist... →
God, I love him. And by him, actually, I mean both Rick Reilly (my favorite columnist), and Tom Brady (my favorite…umm…well…hot ass freaking quarterback)
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Does it say something?
That Shannon’s husband just called and asked what we doing, and her answer was “laying on the floor in the dark with Mandi, listening to music” and he didn’t even find it odd.
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While driving to the bar
Me: Are you sure this is the right road?
Megan: Yeah, I'm taking you someplace dark
At the same time...Megan: So I can steal all your shit
Me: So you can take advantage of me
Shannon (breaking the silence): Awkward.
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“Why did you want to know what state I was from?”
– The hot bouncer guy, after we asked him what state he was from, in hopes of him being from a random one…since we’ve decided I should try to kiss a guy from every state. Unfortunate. California I’ve checked off. Several times.
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And Another One..our smoke breaks are interesting,...
Me: One time, my ex-sister-in-law killed a cat because it was in the dryer and she didn't know.
Megan: Aww. What do you do in that situation? Do you throw away all of your clothes?
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She's so Pretty
Megan: Is a crooked penis still crooked when its hard?
Me: Well, yeah...how's it going to be crooked when its not hard?
Megan: Oh. Yeah.
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In honor of my best friend's visit...her top 5...
5. Shannon (circa 2000, on IM): Sometimes, when I eat carrots, I think I sound like a horse.
Me: Hmm.
Shannon: You know what's weird? I'm not eating carrots right now
4. Shannon (circa 2001-ish): Isn't it crazy that when like N'sync wants to hear one of their own songs, all they have to do is sing?
3. Me (circa 2002-ish, driving with a soda between my legs): My thighs are getting frost-bite
Shan: Who's frost and why is he so rude?
2. Shan (a few months ago): So Brent and I joined a bowling league.
Shan (to my silence): Hellllo?
1. Shan (its been said many, many times, all while sitting on various couches, and usually eating): No,truly believe that I could swim from Alcatraz!
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Ahhh...Note to all...
Deleting douchebags you have slept with and never…er…got around..to erasing off your Myspace friends list is cathartic.