So, here's the thing...

2010

December

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March 100

February 142

January 156

2009

December 120

November 117

October 131

September 190

August 190

July 157

June 160

May 100

April 98

March 117

February 86

January 83

2008

December 43

November 108

October 71

September 109

August 89

July 41

June 74

May 20

April 16

March 62

February 48

January 64

2007

December 45

November 56

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March

February

January

UGH

My stomach being fucked up kept me up all night, so I have had no sleep and I’m in pain, and...

WTF?!?!?

Letter by Kurt Vonnegut dated 1945

Day number 8, I believe, of smoky conditions...

George Carlin on abortion. This is why this man will be missed…lol..greatest 7.5 minutes...

“With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I...”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson. Last...

When I Die

I hope it is on some idle, sunny Saturday afternoon so that I can go completelly peacefully. ...

52books: For the love of books. (via)

I can hardly wait to register...

cajunboy: The internet grew up today. Web regulators Thursday voted to allow the creation of...

Uh no, this isn't how it works. The Supreme...

mylifeinacube: what i really need is an auto-pilot button.

I have been at work for an hour, and there are still 425...

I am craving a Jack-in-the-box Breakfast Burrito like you...

Bride Auctions Chance to be Bridesmaid

Top 50 Cult Books

“Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be...”
— George Carlin . Funny, I...

Notes on my Monday

A. Fuck work..that’s all I have to say B. I started my week by finding…wait. for....

I’m really trying to be productive today, but I can’t stop playing with my new phone

Obama in Miami today I’m liking it…

The Bucket List

I watched this movie, and then, of course, got to thinking about my own…bucket list, that...

my favorite link right now

Can we say that at work today I didn’t so much work as...

Obama Opts Out of Public Financing

Me: You know what's my new thing I'm obsessed with? Meatless meatballs. They're so good.
Shan: Um..that's just...wrong...they're not...MEATballs
Me: So, you're saying my new thing I'm obsessed with is balls? Were you thinking..'hmm..things I already knew about you?'

“Mistakes are the portals of discovery”
— James Joyce, on this sad...

Going outside to lay by the pool...

With Marie Claire, an iced cold Dr. Pepper, and a pack of cigs. God. Bless. Fridays.

The rest of the world can wait for the next...

“I told Megan yesterday ‘You know you’re the...”
— Co-worker, Julie. So glad...

“I thought, if Barack Obama was a state, he’d be California”
— Maria Shriver

The gate outside the Brentwood home of Gov. Schwarzenegger...

The cell phones that put out the highest and...

“I think that in retrospect, I could have used a different...”
— President Bush Regarding his...

noraleah: Cats can’t get no love: “The 1980s Strawberry...

15 lessons I learned from the first...

Because while watching the DVDs I realized just how deep it was. Money isn’t everything. ...

Bush: No Regrets Over Iraq Invasion.

I really need to be independently wealthy now.

Vegan Obsession Alert!

These Boca spicy “chicken” patties taste exactly like…yeah, you go it… ...

Salmonella food poisoning first linked to...

Listening to Nsync’s No Strings Attached while I clean I am awsome.

The Matt Hughes fight is on today, but I have to say,...

Seriously? That little cloud picture? I’m not happy...

Must. Leave. Computer. NOW.

Have a wonderful night! Tomorrow, I lay out and then go and get drunk. Weekends are rough. ...

From my trip to DC a year ago next week. When I got to...

Cuba gives free sex-change operations to...

Multiple shoe-gasms

On Jimmychoo.com right now…having a shoe-gasm

Catch up, people...catch, up.

There is a link to a news video on the Yahoo frontpage right now that reads “After Obama, fist...

“The government’s $168 billion stimulus package, passed...”
— Yahoo News Oh for the love of...

Dow drops almost 400 points, oil costs rise...

“For too long we seem to have surrendered personal excellence...”
— The amazing Robert Kennedy,...

I just tried to watch a few minutes of the MTV Movie Awards. Its amazing to me that at some point...

“At the pump, meanwhile, gas prices rose to a new record near...”
— USA TODAY There are places...

Oops

I just realized I forgot to pay my rent this month. That’s less-than-ideal. I hate being an...

I am about to settle in for my night of watching the 90210...

I am in my happy place

“My refusing to eat meat occasioned inconveniency, and I have...”
— Benjamin Franklin

List of potential running mates

Although

I will say that Hillary’s after-speech music was much better. She went into Tom Petty...

“In our country, I have found that this cooperation happens...”
— Obama Fuck he’s good

Ladies and Gentlemen, Looks Like We Have a...

IPic Bowling Alley. Do you think the shoes are cute?

szymon: Hair Hats This is so going to be my new thing.

“Sen. Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman rejected a...”
— CNN Man this girl is...

So I feel a little bad celebrating Americans...

jessicap: Embarrassing. dailymeh wrote… That’s right,...

cajunboy: alexbalk: (via milhouse)

“Leave until tomorrow only what you are willing to die having...”
— Picasso (via enquotations) ...

With the final primaries now just two days away, liberal blogs, news organizations and the party...

CafePress.com Does it get better than HTML Obama humor? ...

The Brilliant, Brilliant Yves Saint Laurent...

This is how badly I am dreading going to work tomorrow

Good Question

Guy friend at work (talking about a UFC fight): I hear he's a great boxer
Me: I like that. I like the boxers and the martial artists, I get so bored with guys who are wrestlers. Ground game bores me. I don't want to see a damn tap-out, I want to see someone get the shit knocked out of him.
Guy Friend: How are you single?

Moments that I love the feeling of...

Spending a Sunday napping through a good baseball game Christmas Eve Sitting in the theater as...