May 2009
April 2009
That's what best friends are for...
Shannon: So, its that time again
Me: What time?
Shan: You know how like once, every 2 years or so, I call you and ask you how many people I've slept with?
Me: Oh, yeah. That time. Okay..let's go.
I got really bad news today. And, for those of you who know me and know that I had an appointment for my heart earlier, I should clarify that it wasn’t about me. Though, I have to say, it might be worse.
Also, my appointment…while not bad…was fairly emotional. I might be borderline losing it right now. I committed to working out with Jessica tonight. As of 3 hours ago I...
Breaking: Senator Arlen Spector to switch parties →
Score 1: Democrats
I can't believe I didn't already know about...
Also…I really don’t know how I feel about it.
Aaron Sorkin is doing a movie about how Facebook was created? And, even better (?), according to IMDB, he is reuniting with Tommy Schlamme on it.
I mean, I guess if anyone can make it an amazing story…
But…wow.
Oh, Good. A local case of Swine Flu. Fun. →
Do we notice a common thread?
The school in NY that was hit with the Swine Flu was St. Francis. The one here in the Sacramento area that is shut down because of a possible infection is St. Mel’s. The virus originated in Mexico City. Hey, Catholics? What did you do to piss Him off this time?
“If only ‘Atlas’ were required reading for every member of Congress...”
– Wall Street Journal columnist Stephen Moore, in this article regarding the resurgence of “Atlas Shrugged”. I’m sorry…I just choked on my cereal. Don’t get me wrong, I love Rand as much as the next guy…but…really? People take her seriously? Wow.
There was nothing exceptional about this weekend,
except the fact that it was pretty much perfect.
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Thank You, Pigs
I am so happy that the swine flu is happening. Because was I was hoping for was another thing to be all crazy hypochondriac about.
Sweet.
The Top 10 Movie Makeovers of All Time →
Because no cinematic moment is better than the make-over montage.
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Blame it on work
I just realized how little I blogged this week. I suck. This week was busy and exhausting, and I apologize. Also note…I’m going to spare you “weekend in pics” this weekend, as I can’t image you want to see pictures of me cleaning my house. sitting on my couch thinking how I should be cleaning my house. Because right now, I feel so drained and just completely...
“My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, “That burrito did not agree with...”
– Demetri Martin
Just in case you want to cry this morning →
Ohh the excitement is almost too much!!!!!
myversionofthings:
So I received a phone call from Mandi today that went a little something like this…
Mandi: I need to get away! Want to go somewhere??
And that was all it took!!!! She is flying here in 3 weeks for 4 days and it is going to be aaaammmmmmaaaaaazing!!!!! We plan on putting together “train outfits” and then jumping on the amtrak as far as we feel like taking it! SO...
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Dirrrty.
Shannon: What's the next test you have to get?
Me: They're doing the X-ray where I drink the barium
Shan: Well, at least it's just an X-ray. And the barium just tastes like........well.....okay.....it tastes like cum water
Me: Oh, well, good. At least it's something that I'm used to.
The War is On
So, you know that kind of mad you get when you completely snap and you are so filled with rage that all you want to do is hurt someone? That’s me…right.now.
You see, I have the world’s worst, most inconsiderate, completely fucking asshole neighbors on the planet. I’m pretty sure they don’t work, and I’m pretty sure they don’t understand that other...
I like when our computer system goes down at work...
“In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!”
– Charmaine Koonce, the mother of Miss New Mexico USA Bianca Carla, in defense of Miss California’s idiotic answer during last night’s pageant.
That’s fucking clever. And it doesn’t, you know, make you look like an ignorant bitch at all.
I am not okay with dead horse stories →
Call it the vegitarian in me.
So, yesterday a plane crashed into a driveway... →
About 3 miles from my house. Even better? If it was headed to the small airport that it pretty much had to be…my apartment is in the direct flight path.
So, yeah…that’s nice.
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“In my early years I hid my tears
And passed my days alone
Adrift on an ocean...”
– Jackson Browne, “Farther On” Because all days are better with a little Jackson.
Mary: I just met her boyfriend
Me: Ohhh..what's he like?
Mary: Not like you'd expect
Me: Which is?
Mary: Well, he doesn't look like a muppet.
1,500 farmers commit mass suicide in India →
(via azspot)
My God.
