So, here's the thing...

(via fuckyeahskinnybitch) For no other reason except that I...

Jun 1st

A Joke.

thedailywhat: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. Two to fill...

Jun 1st

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Best Video of All Time 80’s music video medley Jess and I just sang every.single.song.

May 31st

Today I Have Done Really Important Stuff

-Have mimosas with the girls?  Check. -Watch Mannequin with Jess? Check -Found amazing vegan...

May 31st

topherchris: TiltTumblr Change the username at the end of...

May 29th

georgiegirlnyc: My future home office.  Thankyouverymuch....

May 29th

In Pain? Skinny Jeans Can Do Nerve Damage

May 29th

One of the worst parts of my job...

…is that spending all. damn. day. on the phone has made me the girl who never, ever calls...

May 29th

Man's Cancer Treatment Erases His...

May 29th

yourfavoriteredhead:jumbledemotion:jesuisperdu:(via...

May 29th

“I cried when the girl one the spelling bee tonight.”
— This came across my Facebook...

May 29th

Watch

A High School in LA has elected a gay male as prom queen.   I know the gay rights movement has so...

May 29th

Just bought this book, and I am so excited. For the record I...

May 28th

Listen

tracks: The Fray (Cover) - Hips Don’t Lie (Originally by Shakira)  Fantastic

May 27th

I have totally been hit by inspiration

And I LOVE that feeling

May 27th

I am jump suit obsessed.  This one is absolutely adorable.  ...

May 27th

My favorite radio station switched formats, from Rock to 90’s music. I am really, really not...

May 27th

yeldog: kathlellen: Finally, spotted on the UNM campus. ...

May 27th

California up-holds gay marriage bans, Obama has made his...

May 26th

Prop 8 upheld

butnotmine: 18,000 same-sex marriages will remain (Take to the streets in peaceful protest...

May 26th

Alex, my photographer

May 26th

We went into Best Buy the other day so I could find a...

May 26th

This is me and his brother:)

May 26th

My 3 year old great nephew got a hold of my phone while I...

May 26th

Vacation Recap: Days..uh..wherever I...

Lol…sorry for the lagging. Okay… So my last day in LA was fun…we walked around...

May 26th

I am Home!

And to be honest, after 11 days away, I would be really, really happy about that fact…. If I...

May 26th

Vacation update: I am not around a working computer, and my phone has decided to not upload pics so...

May 22nd

My read for the plane ride from LA to Denver. You must get...

May 20th

Turns out Crumbs in Beverly Hills has the best cupcakes...

May 20th

Today we walked the 4 blocks from Shan’s here to do...

May 20th

Vacation, Day 3

Today we got up and ate the free continental breakfast and promptly went back to sleep, in...

May 19th

Back at Shan’s after our marathon train rides. Eating...

May 19th

Visiting Shannon’s family in Simi Valley. Connor, her...

May 19th

Try me? No, I’m good. Thanks.

May 18th

Shopping in Ventura

May 18th

Parking for how long?

May 18th

Fast forwarding to tonight at the bar.    ...

May 18th

Vacation, Day 2

Today was pretty quiet on the pictures, mostly because the majority of the day was spent back on the...

May 18th

We decided to jump on a bike taxi to get to the...

May 18th

We may the best new friends ever.  They are in the states...

May 18th

Went out last night to the Hard Rock, where Lorena works....

May 18th

Good Directions

Shannon: How do we get to the Hard Rock from here?
Pablo (dead. serious.): You're just going to get into a taxi and tell them to take to you to the Hard Rock.
Me: Wow. Best directions ever.

May 18th

This is us, post tats…great moment.  We’ve been...

May 18th

And here is a better picture of mine..the explanation of...

May 18th

Shanni got bamboo with her niece and nephew’s initials...

May 18th

What Tattoo are You Getting?

Tattoo guy to Lorena, our ride: And you?
Lorena: Oh, no. I'm not getting a tattoo. My body is a temple. Like Jesus said.
Shannon: Do you have a high horse that she can sit on?

May 18th

And yeah…it doesn’t tickle. 

May 18th

Then this happened

May 18th

“Checked baggage?!?!?”
— Both Shannon and I, in unison,...

May 18th

Hopped on the train to S.D. with champagne in hand

May 18th

Then we packed for our 3 day…again…3 day trip.  ...

May 18th

Time to upload some pictures from my trip thus far.  Friday...

May 18th

Because I just wanted to get it up, here’s a picture...

May 17th

Vacation, Day 1

Shanni and I woke up and got ready, and thankfully left for the train station with time to spare....

May 17th

In San Diego at the tattoo parlour. Scared.

May 17th

Mimosas on the train. Note the awesome cups.

May 16th

We got stuck in a parking for like 20 min. Not. Cool.

May 16th

We’re packing for the train.  Which means, that I am...

May 16th

Shannon and I are packing

I need to catch you all up really quick on leg one of my trip.  I flew to LA today to see Shannon....

May 16th

Shan and I stopped by CVS to buy…uh….a few...

May 16th

Arrived at LAX…Vacation has started

May 16th

Watch

thedailywhat: Follow The Bouncing Spray Can of the Day: The lyrics to The Verve’s “Bittersweet...

May 15th

I LEAVE FOR VACATION IN 7 HOURS!!

May 15th

NO ROOT CANAL NEEDED...

YAY 3 hours at the dentist… BOO

May 15th

The dentist is such a cheerful place

May 15th

You know what's fun?

An emergency dentist appointment the day before you leave for vacation.  Pretty sure I’ll be...

May 14th

Welcome to Your Worst Nightmare: Man gets bit...

May 14th

One of the most difficult things for a...

mariahnotcarey: They are easily thrown off balance by arguing, violence, stressful atmospheres,...

May 13th

Yeah….all that? Shaved off my cat last night.  Without...

May 13th

Well, now, that's just nice

So, Stephanie gave me my favorite compliment ever yesterday, when she told me that she can’t...

May 13th

Ahhh...Republicans. Gotta...love? them

Friend's Husband (in regards to a quote I had just recited): Wow, I'm impressed you knew all of that.
Me: My memory is ridiculous. I memorize things that...like...Well, let's just say I know the entire Declaration of Independence by heart, and I don't know why or when I memorized it.
FH: Well, that doesn't mean anything anymore.
Me: Heh?
FH: The Declaration of Independence. Doesn't mean shit now. It's all gone out the window. The whole preamble, you know? "We the People.."
Me: That's the Constitution.
FH: Yeah, well, whatever.

May 13th

kendra: deleteyourself: Poor guy. ooh no

May 12th

Oh God, No

Jessica: The whole "Nothern California" thing is rubbing off on me. I've said "hella" twice now
Me: EW. No, no that can't happen
Jess: I know, it's horrible.

May 12th

“Do you think there is something better than Vera Wang? ...”
— Anne Hathaway. Okay so...

May 12th

Currently Watching:

Bride Wars. I want to love it. I do. Love Kate. Love Anne. I’m not there yet. Not...

May 12th

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Part 2.

May 11th

Watch

White House Correspondance Dinner Jokes: Part 1 He’s amazing. Have I said that before?

May 11th

You know what's amusing to me?

My friends, all younger than me, spent the day with their husbands, or celebrating mother’s...

May 11th

Salary.com: How much is a mother worth?

May 10th

A List I Plan to Utilize Tonight With the...

May 10th

aja: What Goes Around Comes Around / noquedanblogs.com ...

May 10th

I’ve been contemplating a new tat lately. I know of...

May 10th

hello-therelove: GraphJam

May 10th

Just in case you were wondering where the results of the...

May 10th

I feel like I will end up caving and buying the new Kindle...

May 10th

Slight change in plans

What I had planned to do today: -Run Walk in the Race for the Cure -Hit the tanning beds -Face...

May 10th

“Wondering why I’m waking up at 6am these days, showgirls are...”
— Dita’s on Twitter! :DDD (via...

May 9th

Slowly slipping into a coma today

Yesterday was another GREAT day at work.   So, when I got off I made the really super smart decision...

May 8th

GPOYW: “Fuck this moth.er.fuck.ing week”...

May 7th

I guess that I should say...

after my post the other day that I survived our layoffs.  But it has been a super shitty few days. ...

May 7th

Because I won't stop talking about my...

Shannon: That isn't your big purchase, is it?
Me: No, I had to get one because my old vacuum broke
Shanni: Thank God. If your big purchase was a vacuum I was going to be really disappointed in you.

May 6th

So, it turns out my company is doing...

No heads up. 

May 5th

itsnotovertonight:kari-shma:ronniebruce:(via caseydonahue) ...

May 5th

Best Monday Ever

The total and complete douchebag that I worked with who made me pissy by his sheer ignorance and...

May 4th

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itsnotovertonight: This is the fourth song that I have found that is centered around my name. Yes...

May 4th

Totally just bought this. I’m so excited.  I...

May 4th

I’m just saying….I hung shelves…and they...

May 4th

This wall has been my project for the last hour.

May 4th

Money Can Buy Me Happiness. I Ain't...

And I got my tax return today (Federal, btw…if you think I’m getting money back from the...

May 2nd

“Don’t blog that. It’s not my finest moment.”
— Megan, after telling me a...

May 1st