So, here's the thing...
March 9th 2010 Post has 1 notes.
The New Ten Commandments

Number Ten: Does wrong to women by making them property and also necessitates continual celestial wiretapping of private thoughts. Sinister and despotic in that it cannot be obeyed and thus makes sinners even of quite thoughtful people.

suicideblonde March 8th 2010 Post has 361 notes.
FASHION
Via: Suicide Blonde
zoom suicideblonde: Rachel McAdams at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night Finally a picture of the back of this lovely dress, and of course there are a row of buttons to make it perfect! She is flawless.  Always flawless.  Also, I might actually kill someone for this dress..and a place to wear it, probably, because I might be a wee bit overdressed for my lavish grocery store runs.

suicideblonde:

Rachel McAdams at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night

Finally a picture of the back of this lovely dress, and of course there are a row of buttons to make it perfect!

She is flawless.  Always flawless.  Also, I might actually kill someone for this dress..and a place to wear it, probably, because I might be a wee bit overdressed for my lavish grocery store runs.

March 8th 2010 Post has 2 notes.
MY life
I bought a new Macbook yesterday.  It has officially shipped, which means “Macbook watch: 2010” is officially on. Currently?  She’s leaving PA.

I bought a new Macbook yesterday.  It has officially shipped, which means “Macbook watch: 2010” is officially on.

Currently?  She’s leaving PA.

thedailywhat March 8th 2010 Post has 522 notes.
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thedailywhat: Where Are They Now of the Day: Spotted on Claremont Rd. in Manchester. [geekologie.] Earlier: Mushroom Kingdom Pizza. Aw, I love that they still hang

thedailywhat:

Where Are They Now of the Day: Spotted on Claremont Rd. in Manchester.

[geekologie.]

Earlier: Mushroom Kingdom Pizza.

Aw, I love that they still hang

March 8th 2010 my life
"who were burned alive in their innocent flannel suits
on Madison Avenue amid blasts of leaden verse
& the tanked-up clatter of the iron regiments
of fashion & the nitroglycerine shrieks of the
fairies of advertising & the mustard gas of sinister intelligent editors, or were run down by the
drunken taxicabs of Absolute Reality"

— My day feels a lot like this passage of Howl.  Hell, my life feels like that as well

bringtheruckuss March 8th 2010 Post has 121 notes.
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Sarah Palin admits to going across border for Canadian health insurance.

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Everyone’s favorite story of the day

mascarah March 8th 2010 Post has 136 notes.
Via: adventures of mascarah.
"So I would like to thank what this film is about for me which are the moms that take care of the babies and the children no matter where they come from. Those moms and parents never get thanked. I, in particular, failed to thank one. So… if I can take this moment to thank Helga B. for not letting me ride in cars with boys until I was 18 because she was right. I would’ve done what she said I was gonna do. For making me practice every day when I got home. Piano, ballet, whatever it is I wanted to be. She said to be an artist, you had to practice every day, and for reminding her daughters that there’s no race, no religion, no class system, no color, nothing, no sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else. We are all deserving of love. So, to that trailblazer, who allowed me to have that. And this."

—

Sandra Bullock, Academy Awards acceptance speech, 2010 (via mascarah)


Very cute.

Okay, breaks over.

stevienyc March 8th 2010 Post has 3 notes.
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stevienyc: “Rear Gear”  Pet Butt Cover So this happened…. Someone got so offended by their pet’s but they felt the need to cover it with your option of a (daisy, sheriff badge, bio-hazard symbol, disco ball, cupcake, and more) Oh come on now people.  Spend your time and money helping those in need lol.  Seriously. And, not right.

stevienyc:

“Rear Gear”  Pet Butt Cover

So this happened….

Someone got so offended by their pet’s but they felt the need to cover it with your option of a (daisy, sheriff badge, bio-hazard symbol, disco ball, cupcake, and more)

Oh come on now people.  Spend your time and money helping those in need lol.  Seriously.

And, not right.

anchovypie March 8th 2010 Post has 3 notes.
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zoom anchovypie:youbepwnd: Haha.  Right.

anchovypie:youbepwnd:

Haha.  Right.

March 8th 2010 Post has 1 notes.

Okay, this morning is miserable

It took me 2 hours to do the first run through my email.  What I get for being sick on a really important work day Friday.

Officially taking five minutes to find happy things on Tumblr that will keep me from crying.

Starting—-now.

March 7th 2010

I’m not watching the Oscars tonight because I’m over awards right now, and my twitter feed has been killing me a bit with the play-by-play, but, per usual, tumblr has come to the comedic relief rescue.  I love you totally un-pc absolute jackasses…you really do make everything better.

March 7th 2010 gpoyw
See what I’m saying?

See what I’m saying?

March 7th 2010 GPOYW
Drunk is happening. Again.

Drunk is happening. Again.

March 6th 2010 Post has 1 notes.
GPOYW
Weekend in Pics: 3/6 The bad news is that going to the bar for the 3rd wk in a row is reminding me that I am too old for this. Good news is that as good as my legs still look in the short shorts…you’d never know it:)

Weekend in Pics: 3/6 The bad news is that going to the bar for the 3rd wk in a row is reminding me that I am too old for this. Good news is that as good as my legs still look in the short shorts…you’d never know it:)

brooklynmutt March 6th 2010 Post has 23 notes.
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"…and then somebody sent me the other day Isaiah 49:16… it says, hey if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand it’s good enough for me or us. In that passage he (God) says ‘I wrote your name in the palm of my hand to remember you’. I was like, yeah I’m in good company."

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Sarah Palin is God like.

video

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