ilovecharts:

Is it ironic if people think something is ironic when it really isn’t? Refer to chart.

My number one pet peeve. 

Last night Boy and I decided to stay in rather than go out…and ended up paying drinking games.  Which he won.  But I’m too much of lady to say here just what I lost. 

This morning I actually…gasp…worked. On a Saturday. Ugh. Busy is lame.

Afterwards we went on a shopping marathon for a girlfriend’s wedding party we’re throwing tomorrow. I’m on a strict budget so the only ting I got for myself were these shoes…17 dollars! How could I not?

Weekend in pics: 8/20…catching up on this while sitting in the world’s longest car wash line. Fri after work Steph and I had S’mores for a friend who is moving. I didn’t eat them, of course, but had a lot of fun burning stuff.

Pictured here: A very happy Stephanie

I decided, in an unwise decision, to watch The Last Song tonight.  While I understand that that is a bad decision for anyone to make…(bad movie..so bad), it was 500 times worse for me, given the subject matter and ending and my life right now.
I can’t stop crying over this stupid piece of poorly acted crap.  

stfuconservatives:

historic-upstart:

rtothemj:

kiriamaya:

shiyiya:

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venetian-blinded-rage:

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WIN.

So much win.

Oh, snap!

brooklynmutt:

mohandasgandhi:

Dr. Bigot Laura quotes:

“If you’re gay or lesbian it’s a biological error.”

“Feminism destroyed the sanctity of motherhood.”

Speaking on a 1999 broadcast, Schlessinger talked to a caller concerned about what she should do with her autistic son:
“Denise, I’m going to say something now that you need to hear. You need to have a life aside from this torture…Your son may not be fixable. In which case you’re going to have to think of some kind of placement.”

“One of the first things you do is rename behaviors or what have you. Once you rename it… It’s like in Vietnam, I remember quite clearly. Instead of calling them North Vietnamese, South Vietnamese, Communist or what have you, they started calling the Vietnamese agents gooks. One of the reasons you call them gooks is because it’s easy to kill a gook, harder to kill a person. So in changing the name of the thing, it changes how we perceive it and how we can behave toward it. When we have the word homosexual, we are clarifying the dysfunction, the deviancy, the reality.”

Responding to a fax sent into her show in 1999 that said that pedophilia has nothing to do with sexual orientation, Dr.Laura said: “That is not true. How many letters have I read on the air from gay men who acknowledge that a huge portion of the male homosexual populace is predatory on young boys?”

“When the wife does not focus in on the needs and the feelings, sexually, personally, to make him feel like a man, to make him feel like a success, to make him feel like her hero, he’s very susceptible to the charm of some other woman making him feel what he needs.”

What a shame it is that she’s going off the air.

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Ed Stein

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In the off-chance that you should find yourself in Indiana…

inothernews:

Federal authorities have indicted Roger Clemens on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, according to two people briefed on the matter.

The 19-page indictment charges Clemens with three counts of making false statements and two counts of perjury in connection with his February 2008 testimony before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

That testimony came in a public hearing in which Clemens and his former trainer Brian McNamee, testifying under oath, directly contradicted each other about whether Clemens had used the banned substances.

So, it’s a lot like that time when I was 11 and I unwrapped my Christmas present early and tried to rewrap it and stick it back under the tree…and, since I perhaps wasn’t an expert Christmas wrapper, my mom knew what I had done immediately-but then I denied it and thew a fit about how I hadn’t done anything wrong. But then she got really mad and told me that she KNEW I was lying, and while it was bad that I had unwrapped the present in the first place, it was the fact that I had done it and then denied it to her face that was the thing that was really going to do me in?
It’s just like that, right?

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: Nathan W. Pyle’s handsomely creative (albeit technically inaccurate) illustration “The Other Numbers” (previously) finally gets the T-shirt treatment, courtesy of shirt.woot!

(SWA: $10 today only!)

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I have always wondered!

inothernews:

Are there any, any rational conservatives who see right through this woman and take her for the vile piece of shit she really is?

Yes. The intelligent conservatives (no, it’s not completely an oxy-moron) that I know absolutely do.  They are, in fact, the only ones that hate her more than we do.  Because, let’s face it, they have to live with the knowledge that this joke of a human being is the face of their party.  Imagine that.