awesome-everyday:

Our office is getting a little butt-ass-retarded. Giant bottles of hand sanatizer have appeared. In the breakroom there are maps of the United States with locations of where Swine Flu has been identified.

Last Friday my boss forced our front-desk person to pass out sheets that say the following on them in big black letters:

Pandemic Flu Planning
Checklist for Individuals & Families

You can prepare for an influenza pandemic now.

Yeah, you can. Wash your fucking hands and don’t eat other people’s boogers.

I am not afraid of a pandemic in this country, and especially not in this office. EVERYONE IN THIS OFFICE HAS HEALTHCARE. If anybody gets the damn flu, they’ll go to the doctor if Thera-Flu doesn’t do the trick. We’d get proper attention, and be well in a week or two.

/eyeroll

 YES.