Including, but not limited to: Alec Baldwin, Rory and Kieran Culkin, Emma Roberts, Jill Hennessy, Cynthia Nixon, Timothy Hutton, and yes, even you Mr. Martin Scorsese,

I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know that I am taking a break from each of you, and maybe movies in general, while the mind-numbing headache that three nights of trying to make it through your…film…has given me wears off.  I’m not really sure how long my hiatus will last, because not being a drug addict myself I’m actually not sure where to score something strong enough to take the edge off of this one.

But I did want to congratulate you on the giant pile of horse manure.

Best,
Mandi