winstonwolfe:

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So I feel dirty typing this (to the point that I may have to find a chemical shower somewhere in the office complex and then scrub with steel wool and lye for an hour or more) but with #2 and #3 on this best-seller list…I long for the days when the top 3 was nothing but poorly-written books about sparkly-vampires.

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The novel is dead…

I almost blogged this exact same screenshot this morning.  It really was just too painful. 

I love America, but my God do I hate Americans.