One more post for the day on my hatred of V-day

Text from booty-text guy (after I turned him down for the third day in a row): Jerk. Pretty stingy with your vagina lately.
Me: My vagina and I tend to get stingy and bitter around Valentine's day
BT guy: Oh, I see. Well, at least there is a reason. Sorry about the jerk thing. Hang in there
Me: We'll try.