So, here's the thing...

“ Life consists in what a person is thinking of all day. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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One more post for the day on my hatred of V-day

Text from booty-text guy (after I turned him down for the third day in a row):	Jerk. Pretty stingy with your vagina lately.
Me:	My vagina and I tend to get stingy and bitter around Valentine's day
BT guy:	Oh, I see. Well, at least there is a reason. Sorry about the jerk thing. Hang in there
Me:	We'll try.