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from How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.

My booty-text guy..(different from the booty call guy…there is one of those as well…I have to differentiate somehow..and really…one knows how to push the “call” button, and one does not) tells me all the time my 4 pound cat is one day going to be the death of me.  Now I know he’s been right all along.   

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   So true, I knew my cat was pure evil.

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   biggums does this all the time. if he ever finds any internal weakness, it’s the result of his 26-pound self thinking...

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   My booty-text guy..(different from the booty call guy…there is one of those as well…I have to differentiate somehow..and...

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    Doesn’t matter, I still love cats. Reblogged - folkinz:soupsoup:

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    This is hilarious!

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    OMG it all makes sense……..my cat...gonna kill me. the real reason he walks around my feet...

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    Hillarious! jeffrock:

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    I get kneaded-on every day by Lucy. In fact, she does everything on this list. I hope she doesn’t kill me.

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    Fuck. I’m doomed.

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    You and soupsoup

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    snarkymcgee:soupsoup:...How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.

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    i think this is important information for every cat owner and i post as a civic duty

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    Hmm, her little plot...come together…

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