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from How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.

My booty-text guy..(different from the booty call guy…there is one of those as well…I have to differentiate somehow..and really…one knows how to push the “call” button, and one does not) tells me all the time my 4 pound cat is one day going to be the death of me.  Now I know he’s been right all along.